Soma Cruz (parody of Michael Jackson's "Billie Jean")

stupid lyrics by Jay Watson



He was more like a bishounen from Shoujo Beat

I said don't mind but you do not have to transform

Into the bane of all humankind

I said do not transform, into the bane of all humankind



He told me his name was Soma Cruz, and I was amused

He was a high school kid with the hots for a classmate

Hakuba, cleans the shrine, on the hill



Belnades has told me that Dracula is back

The Belmonts took him out in '99

I woke up from my slumber to put a stop to him

But this kid in front of me wants my help with Chemistry



Soma Cruz is not my father

He's just a bishie who harnesses evil souls

But the kid is not the Dark Lord

Mina says he's adored, but the kid is not the Dark Lord



For eleven bosses Soma Cruz was on our side

But who can blame him for flipping out when Mina was killed?

Celia wanted to piss him off

And take my solemn word

Only the Talisman kept him good



I let him know they had killed a cute Doppleganger now

Celia left with Dimitri and fled down to Hell

So we read the brand-new UMA



Soma was too human to be the Evil One

He almost sacrificed himself for love

I said he had no reason to throw it all away

On the way into the room some amorous Valkyries licked their lips



Soma Cruz is not my father

He's just a bishie who harnesses evil souls

But the kid is not the Dark Lord

Mina says he's adored, but the kid is not the Dark Lord