Soma Cruz (parody of Michael Jackson's "Billie Jean")stupid lyrics by Jay WatsonHe was more like a bishounen from Shoujo BeatI said don't mind but you do not have to transformInto the bane of all humankindI said do not transform, into the bane of all humankindHe told me his name was Soma Cruz, and I was amusedHe was a high school kid who had the hots for a classmateHakuba, cleans the shrine, on the hillBelnades told me that Dracula is backThe Belmonts took him out in '99I woke up from my slumber to put a stop to himBut this kid in front of me wants my help with ChemistrySoma Cruz is not my fatherHe's just a bishie who harnesses evil soulsBut the kid is not the Dark LordMina says he's adored, but the kid is not the Dark Lord[placeholder for some spoilers][placeholder for some spoilers][placeholder for some spoilers][placeholder for some spoilers][placeholder for some spoilers](Good Ending)[placeholder for some spoilers][placeholder for some spoilers]So we stole a Great Axe Armor soulSoma was too human to be the Evil One[placeholder for some spoilers]I said he had no reason to throw it all awayOn the way into the room some amorous Valkyries licked their lipsSoma Cruz is not my fatherHe's just a bishie who harnesses evil soulsBut the kid is not the Dark LordSoma Cruz is not my fatherHe's just a bishie who harnesses evil soulsBut the kid is not the Dark LordMina says he's adored, but the kid is not the Dark LordMina says he's adored, but the kid is not the Dark LordSoma Cruz is not my fatherHe's just a bishie who harnesses evil soulsBut the kid is not the Dark LordMina says he's adored, but the kid is not the Dark LordMina says he's adored, but the kid is not the Dark LordMina says he's adoredSoma Cruz is not my fatherSoma Cruz is not my fatherSoma Cruz is not my fatherSoma Cruz is not my fatherSoma Cruz is not my fatherSoma Cruz is...